But your big, lusty... briefcase is so sexy. I will trade you that for my voice. D: Oh, to feel like a businessman while I am trolling at a convention, I would give anything to cosplay something so normal!
Gee, I sure hope no hot cosplay babes like my tail and I can't express my political views to them!
I have actually gotten hired for my writing ability but it had nothing to do with romance. D: I use to review games for Game Informer when they had an assload of random critiques. Only lasted about 5 issues, but it was good pay and fun just getting random games to review.